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tob132:

adventuroustexts:

I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…
…no. 

She can’t have him.

No one can.



You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 
He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

He’s the orginal and perfect embodiment of a breath player. you can’t control the wind, you just deal with all the shit it does. 

tob132:

adventuroustexts:

I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…

…no. 

She can’t have him.

No one can.

You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 

He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

He’s the orginal and perfect embodiment of a breath player. you can’t control the wind, you just deal with all the shit it does. 

Anonymous asked:
Do you agree with the rumor that Hussie pretty much swindled everybody out of 2 mil and won't ever update again? I recently learned about the shitty things he's done before, so now I'm a little suspicious. Just curious about what you think.
mspaprophet replied:

Normally I don’t entertain the billions of asks I get (most of which recently are asking if I’ll reveal my prognostication methods after Homestuck ends, the answer to which is a resounding MAYBE), but this one really caught my eye. Now join me, dear readers, as I proceed to thoroughly debunk this anon, school you all in a bit of ancient fandom lore, and give my own prediction for when Homestuck will end.

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